Yibal Days part 2 - GRO
Your responses make me honored and I am moving on… with an added responsibility on my shoulders… to make it interesting and worth spending time to read. I know that, you all don’t have much time reading this crap stuff, as much as I have for writing this. But, now that you all provoked me to continue… you have to bear with this.. Blame it on you!
Let me dedicate part2 for an icon of common interest for all of us…
Our characters, used to get together in the evenings in one particular cabin…Reason for this meeting will be explained later, but about the owner of the cabin, there is a lot to write and read on.
He was a “ ‘G’ reat’ personality… His greatness was in many facets of life… His style, His habits, his English, Hindi, His character, his principles and above all his shape……..which every one relished about. A man with a big heart and bigger many things…
Hindi pundits were lucky not to have come across our man in topic… They would have committed mass suicide, had they heard him, talking in our rashtra bhasha… But guys, we can’t accuse him, for the reason that Hindi is OUR rashtra bhasha and not HIS… still he manages to use it effectively unlike ( or like ) some other characters in this story… He called Fahudbad, the nearest shehar( city) as FUUUD and how sweet was that to hear!!!!!!!
He remained an environmentalist and cared for nature. Used very less amount of water for whatever purposes, And never wasted the precious commodity and preferred deodorant sprays!!!! He studied and believed that the third world war is going to be for water. He even consumed very less for drinking. He preferred and even advocated some other liquids and his envious neighbors called them whiskey, beer etc…
His main hobby was to tune the TV sets for some ‘lively’ ( related to life) and action packed ( or unpacked) channels. He spent a lot of resources for such a hobby. He might have thought, if you tune… tune…. and tune, that some day, the ‘living things’ in those channels will come out of the TV……and he can live happily ever after…
But I feel, he was not the guy who actually reaped the fruits of his efforts. It was our own other characters who gathered in the evenings in his cabin, after dinner, who actually enjoyed his efforts. And this is the very reason I was mentioning in the beginning of this Part 2, about the gathering. I think, some of our characters even requested the owner of the cabin to lock them from out side, so that they are not disturbed in between an action packed climax scene. ( Look at the mirror, you will find who did so…. One more clue to know who did so…. He is smiling now and sitting in front of a computer screen.)
One of our Character named after the God from Tirupati ( sorry, not intending to offend anybody’s religion and as Mr. Gujju Down Under Hindutwavadi is not among our characters, who would have got offended) and the only one to have seen Niagara water falls among the group was bowled over by our icon’s BIG butt, shaped-like-a-pumpkin, and named him…….Ground Relation Officer or Grand Relation Officer or something similar. The name was fixed… GRO – fitting to his real profession….
GRO at times, refused to wear the brown coverall freely supplied by the company, because it did not live upto it’s name….it did not ‘cover- all’. Instead, he preferred to wear his ‘use and throw’ jeans… And on such a day, man with the small G (ji) at the back ( of his name) was the happiest person!! Guys, it was not his mistake… any one would have felt the same… It was a master piece.
And for a place like Yibalpur, where only female species spotted were among the cats and camels, this was the only refreshment!!!!!!!! A treat to the eyes that comes unpaid…… I do even suspect, some one in the group bribes him for wearing his water repellent jeans!!!
He had a very different and weird way of appreciating others’ “ass”ets… It’s like this… When he is in a funny mood ( rather, When is he, not in a funny mood, hey na?!!!) he will stand in the exit door, of the office or dining hall or the cabin… warm his hand by rubbing against each other and kiss the fingers, looking elsewhere and be ready for an unexpected move… When other characters pass through the door one by one… a very hard and an appreciative slap or tap on the butt… and you know what??? His laugh after a successful slap, his expressions of a great accomplishment…with great satisfaction … as if he had a long lasting orgasmmmmmmmm!! What a guyyyyyyy!!!!
As per him, his favorite for this act is a young character who never replied for any mails in this group… Need more clues?? I don’t think so… OK OK …last clue……He had a face as smooth as my head… with no hairs…… ( I hope this guy will reply this mail now)…
Guys, end of part 2….
Milte hein break ke baad…. With part 3….
Let me dedicate part2 for an icon of common interest for all of us…
Our characters, used to get together in the evenings in one particular cabin…Reason for this meeting will be explained later, but about the owner of the cabin, there is a lot to write and read on.
He was a “ ‘G’ reat’ personality… His greatness was in many facets of life… His style, His habits, his English, Hindi, His character, his principles and above all his shape……..which every one relished about. A man with a big heart and bigger many things…
Hindi pundits were lucky not to have come across our man in topic… They would have committed mass suicide, had they heard him, talking in our rashtra bhasha… But guys, we can’t accuse him, for the reason that Hindi is OUR rashtra bhasha and not HIS… still he manages to use it effectively unlike ( or like ) some other characters in this story… He called Fahudbad, the nearest shehar( city) as FUUUD and how sweet was that to hear!!!!!!!
He remained an environmentalist and cared for nature. Used very less amount of water for whatever purposes, And never wasted the precious commodity and preferred deodorant sprays!!!! He studied and believed that the third world war is going to be for water. He even consumed very less for drinking. He preferred and even advocated some other liquids and his envious neighbors called them whiskey, beer etc…
His main hobby was to tune the TV sets for some ‘lively’ ( related to life) and action packed ( or unpacked) channels. He spent a lot of resources for such a hobby. He might have thought, if you tune… tune…. and tune, that some day, the ‘living things’ in those channels will come out of the TV……and he can live happily ever after…
But I feel, he was not the guy who actually reaped the fruits of his efforts. It was our own other characters who gathered in the evenings in his cabin, after dinner, who actually enjoyed his efforts. And this is the very reason I was mentioning in the beginning of this Part 2, about the gathering. I think, some of our characters even requested the owner of the cabin to lock them from out side, so that they are not disturbed in between an action packed climax scene. ( Look at the mirror, you will find who did so…. One more clue to know who did so…. He is smiling now and sitting in front of a computer screen.)
One of our Character named after the God from Tirupati ( sorry, not intending to offend anybody’s religion and as Mr. Gujju Down Under Hindutwavadi is not among our characters, who would have got offended) and the only one to have seen Niagara water falls among the group was bowled over by our icon’s BIG butt, shaped-like-a-pumpkin, and named him…….Ground Relation Officer or Grand Relation Officer or something similar. The name was fixed… GRO – fitting to his real profession….
GRO at times, refused to wear the brown coverall freely supplied by the company, because it did not live upto it’s name….it did not ‘cover- all’. Instead, he preferred to wear his ‘use and throw’ jeans… And on such a day, man with the small G (ji) at the back ( of his name) was the happiest person!! Guys, it was not his mistake… any one would have felt the same… It was a master piece.
And for a place like Yibalpur, where only female species spotted were among the cats and camels, this was the only refreshment!!!!!!!! A treat to the eyes that comes unpaid…… I do even suspect, some one in the group bribes him for wearing his water repellent jeans!!!
He had a very different and weird way of appreciating others’ “ass”ets… It’s like this… When he is in a funny mood ( rather, When is he, not in a funny mood, hey na?!!!) he will stand in the exit door, of the office or dining hall or the cabin… warm his hand by rubbing against each other and kiss the fingers, looking elsewhere and be ready for an unexpected move… When other characters pass through the door one by one… a very hard and an appreciative slap or tap on the butt… and you know what??? His laugh after a successful slap, his expressions of a great accomplishment…with great satisfaction … as if he had a long lasting orgasmmmmmmmm!! What a guyyyyyyy!!!!
As per him, his favorite for this act is a young character who never replied for any mails in this group… Need more clues?? I don’t think so… OK OK …last clue……He had a face as smooth as my head… with no hairs…… ( I hope this guy will reply this mail now)…
Guys, end of part 2….
Milte hein break ke baad…. With part 3….
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